So John was walking out his front door when he heard this something or other above him. There was the issue of the pigeons that were constantly littering his front doorstep with shit, so when her heard the commotion he thought maybe they were fighting. Or perhaps fucking. For all the pigeons out there he had yet to see any fucking in the streets. Maybe they kept that kind of stuff at home. Like people. Did they mate for life like doves or swans do? Were they like cats, biting and scratching and hissing? Like geese who will from time to time rape the shit out of each other(it's true)? He didn't remember. Pigeons probably don't fuck as loud as the something or other that was going on above Johns head. Do pigeons scream? This one did. That's what the something or other was that was going on above John's head. Pigeon screaming. At least that was part of the noise.
NEXT: Why is this pigeon screaming?